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Chili Pepper
Ethernet

Don't adorn your apartment with that drab ole blue CAT6!Don't bother buying expensive mesh net gear!Hang Chili Pepper Ethernet on your walls so your friends know you're the coolest!

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Reviews

"I want my money back! This cable caught my apartment on fire and I didn't have renter's insurance!" - someone whose calls we're ignoring

"I am so glad I died before seeing this gaudy product." - Steve Jobs ghost

"This years sexiest fire hazard" - Consumer Reports

"These lights have insufficient complexity to engage me" - Richard Stallman

"You really need to quit fake quoting people" - our legal counsel

"God is dead and you have killed him" - Friedrich Nietzsche

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